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MB feature:
Holiday gift guide 2007 - mistress version
posted:
12.05.07
Mini or Maxi. You choose. Just remember that she could wreck your life.
See also: Magnificent Bastard Gift Guide
mini |
maxi |
for receiving a booty call |
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 Pastel Pink MOTORAZR. $229.99
Presumably she's pretty. Perhaps prettiest in pink. |
 iPhone. $399.00
Only slightly less of a chick-phone than the pastel pink RAZR, but with more features. |
for the booty |
|
 Va voom. |
 Va va va va voom. |
for a shopping spree |
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 Target Gift Card. Buyer's Choice.
If you can't swing the Harvey Nicks trip (see maxi), at least she can get British-made Boots Skincare. And toilet paper. |
 Trip to Harvey Nichols, London. ~$5,000.00
Actually, given current exchange rates, 5K might cover the taxi from Heathrow. |
for beautification and rejuvenation |
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 Or Russian. Or South Korean. |
 A Day at Canyon Ranch. ~$1,500.00 (excluding airfare)
She needs Ayurvedic Herbal Rejuvenation, and Canyon Ranch is the place. |
for showin' off the new pedi |
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 Fuzzy Pink Sandal. $27.98
Might go nicely with the aforementioned thong. |
 You can only begin to imagine how impressed she'll be if you know Christian Louboutin. |
for her guilty pleasure |
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 The Hills Season 1 & 2. $49.28
She won't tell you that she watches it. But she does. |
 Lifetime Subscription. ~$6,000.00 (depending on her age)
A must for any mistress. |
for her even guiltier pleasure |
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 Cupcake at her favorite cupcake shop. ~$4.00
|
 Pots de Creme Tartlets. $75.00
Tarts for a tart. Perfect. |
for her love and affection |
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 Pound Dog. Free.
The politically correct term is "mixed breed." |
 Havanese. $500.00
A lot like her: Cute. Trendy. No shedding. |
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