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Thursday, October 23, 2014

Dad Jeans for Women?

The Dad Jean via Barney's Co-Op, $79.73
The Dad Jean via Barney's Co-Op. $79.73.
Fashion is an often enigmatic industry, but every once in a while, we run into a product that truly baffles us. For example, Dad jeans for women. Who is this for exactly? In honor of Sherlock Holmes, we spent a few moments today trying to solve this sartorial mystery.

Most women in America are deathly afraid their asses look just like a middle-aged man's and spend big bucks on Spanx, Pilates class, liposuction, and other means of keeping/making their derrieres shapely. Most men aren't exactly begging their wives/girlfriends to dress up like Pop. No doubt there is a small demographic of closeted gay men who'd like the women in their lives to look more like men, but presumably, they want their women to look like stylish men, not men who wear Dad jeans.

Conclusion: Hey, lesbians, get your Dad jeans now! 70% at Barney's while they last.

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