Magnificent Bastard

Monday, November 30, 2015

From the Shop ↷

Game-Day Belt

Facepainting & foam fingers are not you. A belt made of NFL football leather is. Understated fanaticism FTW!

Game-Day Luxury Box

Transport your game-day suds in style, on a carpet of AstroTurf & a handle made of NFL football leather

Secret Agent Belt

Look like a fictional British Secret Service agent for just $30.07

300-Year Sterling Silver Buckle Belt

Built to look great forever — even if you live to 300

Heidi Klum's Curve-Reduction Photoshop Surgery

Heidi Klum's Curve-Reduction Photoshop Surgery
Nobody is happier about the return of Jordache than we are. But is it really necessary for them to apply Photoshop's liposuction filter to world-class MILF Heidi Klum?

Top/Middle: Super-skinny Heidi Klum as seen in current Jordache print ad.

Bottom: Slightly flabbier/curvier Heidi Klum as seen in campaign photo shoot video on (click on "Penthouse" and then on "Heidi Klum Penthouse").



Bourbon Manhattan

  • 3 oz bourbon
  • 3/4 oz sweet vermouth, preferably Dolin
  • 2 dashes Angostura bitters

Stir over ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass, and garnish with a Luxardo maraschino cherry.


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