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Monday, August 31, 2015


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Hillary Clinton -- Unfit for Higher Office

Hillary Clinton -- Unfit for Higher Office
Hillary Clinton returned to the U.S. Senate yesterday, and according to National Public Radio's David Welna, appeared in a "resplendent turquoise pantsuit." Don't be fooled. This is just a politically correct public radio euphemism for "ass-ugly granny wear."

The American people have somewhat clearly spoken: Anyone who dresses like this simply cannot be president.

EARLIER: Hillary in a different turquoise getup nearly one year ago.

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  • 2 oz gin
  • 1 oz fresh lemon juice
  • 1 sugar cube (or half teaspoon simple sugar)
  • soda water (if desired)

Place the sugar cube at the bottom of a lowball glass, add the fresh lemon juice, and mash with the back of a spoon. Fill two-thirds with ice and the gin and stir for at least 30 seconds. Add soda water, if desired, and give a quick stir. Garnish with a lemon wedge.


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