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  • Kenny Perry: Just Too Much Toolbaggery to Overcome

    Kenny Perry: Just Too Much Toolbaggery to Overcome

    Yesterday Kenny Perry nearly defied all odds and became the oldest (and least stylish) man to win a major. But, alas, no:

    From top to bottom:

    * Split hem pants with the equivalent of running shoe golf shoes. Leave this European-style pant hem to those who can execute it, like Ian Poulter.

    * Excessive wrist, hand, and visor accessorization. Wedding ring negatively affects grip pressure.

    * Plastic green tee. No joke! Gross violation of the principle of organic materials.

    * Toolbag caddy Fred Sanders. Seals the deal.

    Winner? Angel Cabrera.

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    4.13.09

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