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Wednesday, March 21, 2018

New Feature: 7 Ways to Tie a Scarf Based on the Game-Time Temperature at Lambeau Field

Pictured: Step 2 of 'The Playoff Tuck'
Pictured: Step 2 of 'The Playoff Tuck'
Our beloved GBP is 8-0 and we'd like to introduce Anna — decked out in a vintage Ashwaubenon high-school Packers cheerlearder uniform — as your guide to scarf tying based on the game-time temperature at Lambeau Field.

The Drape — 45° - 50°
The Red Baron — 40° - 44°
The Once-Around — 35° - 39°
The Ascot — 30° - 34°
The Parisian — 20° - 29°
The Once-Around Ascot — 10° - 19°
The Playoff Tuck — < 10°

Check it out.




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