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Sunday, November 23, 2014

Overheard on Twitter: Ashton Kutcher and His Pants

Overheard on Twitter: Ashton Kutcher and His Pants
@ashtonkutcherspantz dood i am totally punking your ankles rite now!

@aplusk wut?

@ashtonkutcherspantz srsly i bet people are wondering if you got me from yao ming's last clothing swap.

@aplusk check it pantz! It's strategic. Im 32 now. But my giant suit makes me look 14 and RELEVANT. Junior high FTW!

@ashtonkutcherpantz maybe if kevin smith went to your tailor they wouldn't have kicked him off that plane. ur 4 sizes too big look = slimming!

@aplusk zackly! that's why j alba's wearing an ll bean gunny sack instead of a dress.

@ashtonkutcherpantz u guys should totally make emma roberts teach you to dress like grownups.

@aplusk haha, so true. thank u for being my pantz, @ashtonkutcherspantz! so cool ur on Twitter

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  • 1 oz mezcal (Del Maguey Chichicapa)
  • 1/2 oz dry vermouth
  • 1/2 oz sweet vermouth
  • 1/4 oz Luxardo maraschino liqueur

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