Not sure if you should wear that Tommy Bahama shirt out tonight? The magnificent bastard is here to help. Go ahead. Ask away.
Relax, big spender, we want your knowledge, not your credit card info. If you know about something you think we should know about, let us know (so we can then pretend that we knew about it all along.) Send a tip.
It would seem the Englishman's well-known sense of whimsy has taken a turn towards parody, specifically of the infamous Three Wolf Moon Tee (bottom, $13.95). And at $145 it's obvious the chap has good sense of humor, too.