Magnificent Bastard

Monday, March 18, 2024



Toolbag Self-Assessment

Do you have a toolbag problem? Are you concerned about the role flat-brimmed caps and Italian sports cars play in your life? Do you sometimes find yourself making excuses for why you have so much polar fleece in your closet? This simple assessment tool can help you determine if you have a toolbag problem, and if you do, if it's treatable.

Carefully read each section. If you see a behavior you engage in, a characteristic that applies to you, or an object you own or appreciate, check that box. In each section, you can check as many boxes as necessary. If no behaviors, characteristics, or objects apply to you, leave that section blank.

Be honest when you are taking this test — it is completely confidential and anonymous. Your results are not recorded and are only available to you.

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hair




facial hair




shirting




smoking




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