Kenny Perry: Just Too Much Toolbaggery to Overcome
From top to bottom:
* Split hem pants with the equivalent of running shoe golf shoes. Leave this European-style pant hem to those who can execute it, like Ian Poulter.
* Excessive wrist, hand, and visor accessorization. Wedding ring negatively affects grip pressure.
* Plastic green tee. No joke! Gross violation of the principle of organic materials.
* Toolbag caddy Fred Sanders. Seals the deal.
Winner? Angel Cabrera.
