Pop Quiz: Are You a Cocktail Toolbag?
1) Look at the bottle you get most of your hard liquor from.
2) Does it have a donkey or a seafaring male airing out his crotch on it?
3) If so, you're a toolbag.
Saturday, May 18, 2024
Saturday, May 18, 2024
BETA
Fill tall glass with ice. Pour in Pimm’s and ginger beer. Stir. Garnish with cucumber slice.
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