Saturday, May 18, 2024
| Rock the cardi. Never button the top or bottom. Ben, you're doing it wrong. |
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Always button N-2 on polos. Jack and Gary, take a lesson. |
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When shaking hands, always look the other guy directly in the eye. Nixon didn't get it. Both Kings did. |
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Show a woman you're there to help her be the best version of herself, and you'll even get lucky wearing Vycron polyester. |
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Be your own boss. |
BETA
Place the sugar cube at the bottom of a lowball glass, add the fresh lemon juice, and mash with the back of a spoon. Fill two-thirds with ice and the gin and stir for at least 30 seconds. Add soda water, if desired, and give a quick stir. Garnish with a lemon wedge.
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