Do you have a toolbag problem? Are you concerned about the role flat-brimmed caps and Italian sports cars play in your life? Do you sometimes find yourself making excuses for why you have so much polar fleece in your closet? This simple assessment tool can help you determine if you have a toolbag problem, and if you do, if it's treatable.
Carefully read each section. If you see a behavior you engage in, a characteristic that applies to you, or an object you own or appreciate, check that box. In each section, you can check as many boxes as necessary. If no behaviors, characteristics, or objects apply to you, leave that section blank.
Be honest when you are taking this test — it is completely confidential and anonymous. Your results are not recorded and are only available to you.
Toolbag Self-Assessment Results:
Congratulations! You show little inclination toward toolbag behavior or aesthetics.
You're not too far gone — yet. But we advise you to steer clear of St. Patrick's Day parties, Oakley stores, and energy drinks.
Check yourself into a rumpled, two-button blazer and matching cocktail as soon as possible.
Sorry, bro, nothing we can do for you. At this point, we suspect your frosted tips are as indelible as the barbed wire tattoo encircling your guns.