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Monday, January 20, 2025



The Magnificent Bastard Cocktail

In 2009 we embarked on the quest to invent the next great cocktail. With reader help, along with a lot of taste-testing, drunkenness, and a few debilitating hangovers, we found it in 2010.

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The Winner

Bryan Swanson invented The Magnificent Bastard. See the recipe and an interview with the creator. Then mix one, or three.

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the runners up

The Runners Up

While these cocktails didn't win, they are an important contribution to boozing MBs worldwide.

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the bracket

The Bracket

See how each entry fared in a NCAA basketball-style single-elimination tournament bracket.

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thomas edison

The Contest

See more about why it was high time someone invented the next great cocktail. Mad love to our inspiration, Tom Edison.

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BETA

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Into a warm rocks glass or snifter, pour your best blended or single malt. Try to make it of legal age, and remember to stop before the rim.

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