Dress like a toolbag
See also, Top 10 Ways to Look Like a Total Toolbag
Take a cart
Mixing in a salad and walking 18 holes could really help you out, fatty.
Stand behind a player while he's putting
If you got a little closer you'd have an even better look at the line.
Eat sunflower seeds
Leave these for the next time you're in a dugout.
You made a 12-footer for par. That's terrific. Now act like you've done it before.
Use a rangefinder
"It's 144 to carry the water, 152 to the hole, 163 to rear bunker." Dude, if you were that good you'd be on a tour.
Use a cellphone
The POTUS cut his round short rather than use on-course communications before the raid on Osama Bin Laden. You think that call from your wife can wait a few hours?
Combine all ingredients in a mixing glass filled with ice. Stir languidly for 28 seconds. Strain into ice-filled rocks glass.
In-Depth Magnificent Bastard Coverage:
Cocktail Contest Winner: The Magnificent Bastard×
32° Partly Cloudy
Ever since we
Q: Hi MBs: I'm returning to a (very casual-dress) office with a modest promotion this month, and I want to...
As George Santos/Anthony Devolder enters minute 12 of his 15, we thought we'd better hurry up with our take on this...
We're on the hunt for true white 5-pocket corduroy and recently landed on Sid Mashburn's pretty great site. Tucked...
"I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
Got a style question? We're all ears. And antlers. Ask away.
If you know about something you think we should know about, let us know (so we can pretend we knew about it all along). Send a tip.