The Trump-Obama Handshake. First Rule of President's Club: Don't be Nixon.
Earlier:
Historically Bad Handshakes - John McEnroe
Ask the MB: How to Shake Hands
Wednesday, July 9, 2025
Wednesday, July 9, 2025
Earlier:
Historically Bad Handshakes - John McEnroe
Ask the MB: How to Shake Hands
| Rock the cardi. Never button the top or bottom. Ben, you're doing it wrong. |
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Always button N-2 on polos. Jack and Gary, take a lesson. |
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When shaking hands, always look the other guy directly in the eye. Nixon didn't get it. Both Kings did. |
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Show a woman you're there to help her be the best version of herself, and you'll even get lucky wearing Vycron polyester. |
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Be your own boss. |
1. Shorts Should Always End Above the Knee
2. Tie Should Always be Artfully Disheveled
3. Don't Just Play to Win, Play to Play
4. Suffer Fools Amiably
BETA
Shake or swirl lightly, garnish with a lemon twist.
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