|Rock the cardi. Never button the top or bottom. Ben, you're doing it wrong.|
|Always button N-2 on polos. Jack and Gary, take a lesson.|
|When shaking hands, always look the other guy directly in the eye. Nixon didn't get it. Both Kings did.|
|Show a woman you're there to help her be the best version of herself, and you'll even get lucky wearing Vycron polyester.|
|Be your own boss.|
1. Shorts Should Always End Above the Knee
2. Tie Should Always be Artfully Disheveled
3. Don't Just Play to Win, Play to Play
4. Suffer Fools Amiably
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