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Dude, Your Shirt Needs a Bikini Wax

April 6, 2011

Finally, there's a shirt for those occasions when you'd like your collar to look like it just ran over a squirrel. Thanks for filling that gap, Comme de Garçons!

5 Incredible Deals You Should Do Everything to Avoid

January 12, 2011

	Native Son Notch Lapel Stripe Blazer Original Price: $1495.00 Sale Price: $598.99 Savings You Should Not Realize: $896.01 Don't Buy Now
	Pendleton-Opening Ceremony Collaboration Cardigan Original Price: $576.00 Sale Price: $288.00 Savings You Should Not Realize: $288.00 Don't Buy Now
	Pleasure Principle Musical Cats Tee Original Price: $106.00 Sale Price: $74.99 Savings You Should Not Realize: $31.01 Don't Buy Now
	Comme Des Carcons Wool Tartan Combo Blazer Original Price: 865.00 Sale Price: $606.00 Savings You Should Not Realize: $259.00 Don't Buy Now
	Opening Ceremony Fair Aisle (sic) Dip Dye Pant Original Price: 490.00 Sale Price: $245.00 Savings You Should Not Realize: $245.00 Don't Buy Now

Jeremy Scott Tiger Stripe Zipup

October 27, 2009

King of Africa Zipup via ssense.com, $422.00 — King of Africa Zipup via ssense.com. $422.00.

We love ssense.com. And we love Adidas. But when hack designer Jeremy Scott gets involved it turns into this. We can't decide if it's a Halloween costume, an outfit for the world's biggest Cincinnati Bengals fan, or pajamas for your super-gay five year-old nephew.

New Tool in the Toolbag's Toolbag: Mirdles

August 12, 2009

The mirdle. We are not opposed to paying $78 for a t-shirt. But not for one that performs the Heimlich Maneuver on us for hours at a time. If we wanted to be held that closely, we'd spend more time picking up women with abandonment issues.

Why Thom Browne is Going Out of Business

May 19, 2009

It's not the recession and the shrinking market for $5,000 suits that is Thom Browne's problem. It's making $5,000 skirt suits.

Ed Hardy: Wrong on So Many Levels

January 27, 2008

Skulls are dead, so full skeletons (and everything Ed Hardy) is fully decomposed.

Definitely a Fatal Attraction

November 9, 2007

OK. So you fucked up. You slept with some woman while your wife and kid were out of town. She promised to be "discreet" but instead wrecked your life, cooked your kid's pet bunny, and then tried to kill you. You acted like any normal guy and drowned that homicidal psycho in the bathtub. You thought she was dead. Then she leapt up from bottom of the tub and tried to stab you again.

Have we mentioned that zubaz are back? They're angry, wet, and wielding a goddamn butcher knife.

The Incredible Shrinking Collar

November 2, 2007

BR monogram barrel cuff textured-stripe shirt via Banana Republic, $98.00 — BR monogram barrel cuff textured-stripe shirt via Banana Republic. $98.00.

First Banana Republic unleashed the spread collar on unsuspecting twenty-something male professionals. Now with the new "BR Monogram" line they're removing even more material with the "cutaway collar" shirt. Soon the collar may disappear entirely. Henley dress shirts anyone? Avoid this trend, and no matter how long your face, stick with the point collar, preferably a high one like this beautiful YSL version (inset).

Don't Give Us Any Ideas

August 23, 2007

Corpus Japanese Rope Scarf in Lavender via Revolve, $36.00 — Corpus Japanese Rope Scarf in Lavender via Revolve. $36.00.

We think Corpus doesn't totally suck. However, there is something dramatically wrong here with their lavender Japanese rope scarf.

(Identity of model protected. He's just gettin' paid.)