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Thursday, May 8, 2025



Definitely a Fatal Attraction

Definitely a Fatal Attraction
OK. So you fucked up. You slept with some woman while your wife and kid were out of town. She promised to be "discreet" but instead wrecked your life, cooked your kid's pet bunny, and then tried to kill you. You acted like any normal guy and drowned that homicidal psycho in the bathtub. You thought she was dead. Then she leapt up from bottom of the tub and tried to stab you again.

Have we mentioned that zubaz are back? They're angry, wet, and wielding a goddamn butcher knife.

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Boulevardier

  • 1 1/2 oz bourbon
  • 1 oz Campari
  • 1 oz sweet vermouth, preferably Carpano Antica

Stir over ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass, and garnish with a cherry.

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