mini |
maxi |
for his keys |
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High-end design from one of the world's greatest brands. Plastic. |
Pigtails and torpedo-style breasts and nudity. It doesn't get much better. |
for notes and documents and shit |
Developed for NASA and also used by Soviet cosmonauts. Now for the MB in your life who needs to write in a zero-gravity environment. |
Even if he works in a weightless, paperless office, any MB taking this to meetings immediately becomes the smartest guy in the room. |
for keeping the chill off an MB's neck |
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Wool is just so uncivilized, especially when in direct contact with an MB's skin. Co-Op quality is impeccable. |
Yeah, yeah, animal lovers. It is raccoon fur. Deal with it. Better on an MB's neck than roadkill in the middle of County Trunk A. |
for boozing |
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Perfect starter flask for a young MB or an older model looking for a backup flask in pat-down situations. |
Heirloom-quality accessory from Tiffany & Co., sure to be passed down to the next generation of functional alcoholics. |
for the MB who plays the greatest game |
If there's anything more pathetic and un-MB than a manufacturer's acrylic headcover on something as beautiful as a Titleist 905S, please let us know. |
MBs need to know the exact distance to the pin at all times. Period. |
for getting out of the shower |
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Get your MB wrapped in fine cotton from the Denizli region of Turkey. Then unwrap. |
Hef doesn't know what he's missing. |
for world domination |
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When he's doing deals around the globe, it's best to know the time. |
Next to the beer koozie, humankind's greatest invention. And that ain't no joke. |
for office horseplay |
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Peace through strength. Any potential breach of an MB's personal space must be defended vigorously. |
All those assholes he works with had better watch out. One more mention of the word "ideate" and it's sweet dreams. |
