mini |
maxi |
for receiving a booty call |
Presumably she's pretty. Perhaps prettiest in pink. |
Only slightly less of a chick-phone than the pastel pink RAZR, but with more features. |
for the booty |
Va voom. |
Va va va va voom. |
for a shopping spree |
If you can't swing the Harvey Nicks trip (see maxi), at least she can get British-made Boots Skincare. And toilet paper. |
Actually, given current exchange rates, 5K might cover the taxi from Heathrow. |
for beautification and rejuvenation |
Or Russian. Or South Korean. |
She needs Ayurvedic Herbal Rejuvenation, and Canyon Ranch is the place. |
for showin' off the new pedi |
Might go nicely with the aforementioned thong. |
You can only begin to imagine how impressed she'll be if you know Christian Louboutin. |
for her guilty pleasure |
She won't tell you that she watches it. But she does. |
A must for any mistress. |
for her even guiltier pleasure |
Cupcake at her favorite cupcake shop. ~$4.00
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Tarts for a tart. Perfect. |
for her love and affection |
The politically correct term is "mixed breed." |
A lot like her: Cute. Trendy. No shedding. |