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  • Q: Black suit: Is a slim fit black suit a good move for the office and, if so, how should it be accessorized? I prefer to reserve black for evening events, but I'd like to go beyond the navy and charcoal options. (I either don't like light-colored suits, or I don't look good in them...I'm not sure which.)
    —JY


    A: A black suit — slim-fit or otherwise — is only a good move for exactly two occasions:

    1. Funerals
    2. Auditioning for a gangster role in a Tarantino pic

    If you're bored with navy and charcoal and can't do light colors, try a pattern like a windowpane, pinstripe, or our favorite, Glen plaid like this one from Ralph Lauren

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    5.11.12

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  • Ask the MB: Will Smith Hoodie

    Ask the MB: Will Smith Hoodie

    Q: What kind of hoodie is Will Smith wearing in Hancock and where do you get one?
    --Ric


    A: The actual hoodie worn by Smith in the scene pictured is now for sale on eBay (auction ends Wednesday). It's a grey Russell Athletic you can get just about anywhere. As for the two-tone version he's wearing on the beach (inset), we're doing some digging.

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    12.1.08

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  • Anthony Michael Hall as Jim. Nice acid wash!

    Anthony Michael Hall as Jim. Nice acid wash!

    Ask the MB: Mock Turtleneck to High School Reunion?

    Q: I have a black mock turtleneck I want to wear under a dark gray /green suit. People says it looks nice but I want to be sure... The other option is a white shirt/no tie... It is for a HS reunion....The black turtleneck is slimming which draws me to it as well.
    --Jeff


    A: Jeff, we sense you're a new MB reader so we'll go easy on you. Are you out of your fucking mind? Ignore the "people" and wear the white shirt for chrissakes. Leave the mock turtlenecks for especially toolbaggy characters from classic Tim Burton fables. Also consider dressing down at least one notch and hopefully two. We're talking high school reunion here, not a job interview.

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    12.1.08

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  • Movie Toolbags -- 'Nuke' LaLoosh

    Movie Toolbags -- 'Nuke' LaLoosh

    It's sometimes useful to look to cinema for reinforcement of style principles. When the creators of Bull Durham wanted to create a shlubby, clueless rookie pitcher "with a million dollar arm and the 5-cent head" they dressed Ebby Calvin 'Nuke' LaLoosh in:

    1. Pleated, linen pants. (Note the wrinkles!)
    2. Tommy Bahama-style camp shirt.
    3. Shiny gold watch and ring.
    4. Pinkie ring.

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    8.15.08

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