Not sure if you should wear that Tommy Bahama shirt out tonight? The magnificent bastard is here to help. Go ahead. Ask away.
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Especially on the back of your denim. Nordstrom, get a clue. Please consult the Magnificent Bastard Denim Guide for full back-pocket styling details.  posted:4.15.09 filed under: Magnificent Bastard is giving back to the community this month with a PSA (Public Service Announcement), declaring June Pedicure Awareness Month. Soon we'll have links to a nail salon in your area, but in the meantime, if you are without pedicure, here are some recommended closed-toe footwear options to cover up that nasty shit, and spare the rest of us. Please.
From top:
Cole Haan 'Norland' Fisherman Sandal, $185
Bacco Bucci 'Hossa' Slide, $149
Keen 'Maui' Sandal, $29.95
Frye 'Max Fisherman' Sandal, $187.95
To Boot New York 'Weston' Slip-On, $225
All via nordstrom.com. posted:6.4.08 filed under: via Nordstrom. $155.00.Some of the MB staff are headed to the NFC Championship Game this weekend, and given Sunday's forecast in Green Bay (inset) this Spiewak parka is going to come in handy. Along with a few fur-lined cheeseheads. posted:1.16.08 filed under: via Nordstrom. $236.00.If we plot these Evisu jeans on the wildly popular Magnificent Bastard Jeans Chart (which suggests appropriate wearing ages based on the amount of shit on the back pocket), this pair is targeted towards toddlers. posted:10.4.07 filed under: via Nordstrom. $282.00.We're perpetually perplexed by the apparent success of
True Religion jeans for men. Where do they get off charging $282 for their denim?
True Religion works great on select women, and men with significant amounts of extra chub, but if you work at staying in shape, why would you ever consider hiding a potentially winning asset behind long, deep pockets with flaps and large shiny buttons?
You wouldn't.
This brand is headed post-peak. Avoid, even if on sale. posted:9.5.07 filed under: via Nordstrom. $125.00.One of our favorite brands is Theory, for its clean lines, good quality, and reasonably good value. But their shirts' sleeves were always a little short for Magnificent Bastards with long arms (and you know what they say about guys with long arms).
They've finally addressed that problem with new, more traditional dress shirt sizing like R 15.5 and L 16.5, and now they fit nicely. posted:8.21.07 filed under: via Nordstrom. $59.90.Was once $120.00. Now $59.90. Do we hear 5ยข? How about Nordstrom paying you? posted:8.15.07 filed under: via Nordstrom. $248.90.Last week we heaped praise on a John Varvatos epauletted blazer, but we may have spoken too soon. This sweet MARC BY MARC JACOBS military blazer is being cleared out at Nordstrom, and it's better looking and 25% the price. Spend the $750 difference on booze. posted:7.29.07 filed under: via Nordstrom. $28.90.If the Magnificent Bastard Manifesto is a little, um, obtuse, then maybe this mercerized cotton mock turtleneck and double-pleated pants could provide a moment of laser-like clarity: Even if you're a model for Nordstrom, don't look like this poor sonovabitch. posted:7.23.07 filed under:
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