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Friday, November 28, 2014

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5 Incredible Deals You Should Do Everything to Avoid

5 Incredible Deals You Should Do Everything to Avoid
Native Son Notch Lapel Stripe Blazer
Original Price: $1495.00
Sale Price: $598.99
Savings You Should Not Realize: $896.01
Don't Buy Now
Pendleton-Opening Ceremony Collaboration Cardigan
Original Price: $576.00
Sale Price: $288.00
Savings You Should Not Realize: $288.00
Don't Buy Now
Pleasure Principle Musical Cats Tee
Original Price: $106.00
Sale Price: $74.99
Savings You Should Not Realize: $31.01
Don't Buy Now
Comme Des Carcons Wool Tartan Combo Blazer
Original Price: 865.00
Sale Price: $606.00
Savings You Should Not Realize: $259.00
Don't Buy Now
Opening Ceremony Fair Aisle (sic) Dip Dye Pant
Original Price: 490.00
Sale Price: $245.00
Savings You Should Not Realize: $245.00
Don't Buy Now


New Tool in the Toolbag's Toolbag: Mirdles

New Tool in the Toolbag's Toolbag: Mirdles
The mirdle. We are not opposed to paying $78 for a t-shirt. But not for one that performs the Heimlich Maneuver on us for hours at a time. If we wanted to be held that closely, we'd spend more time picking up women with abandonment issues.



Definitely a Fatal Attraction

Definitely a Fatal Attraction
OK. So you fucked up. You slept with some woman while your wife and kid were out of town. She promised to be "discreet" but instead wrecked your life, cooked your kid's pet bunny, and then tried to kill you. You acted like any normal guy and drowned that homicidal psycho in the bathtub. You thought she was dead. Then she leapt up from bottom of the tub and tried to stab you again.

Have we mentioned that zubaz are back? They're angry, wet, and wielding a goddamn butcher knife.

The Incredible Shrinking Collar

BR monogram barrel cuff textured-stripe shirt via Banana Republic, $98.00
BR monogram barrel cuff textured-stripe shirt via Banana Republic. $98.00.
First Banana Republic unleashed the spread collar on unsuspecting twenty-something male professionals. Now with the new "BR Monogram" line they're removing even more material with the "cutaway collar" shirt. Soon the collar may disappear entirely. Henley dress shirts anyone? Avoid this trend, and no matter how long your face, stick with the point collar, preferably a high one like this beautiful YSL version (inset).


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