
Not sure if you should wear that Tommy Bahama shirt out tonight? The magnificent bastard is here to help. Go ahead. Ask away.
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Finally, there's a shirt for those occasions when you'd like your collar to look like it just ran over a squirrel. Thanks for filling that gap, Comme de Garçons!  posted:4.6.11 filed under: via ssense.com. $422.00.We love ssense.com. And we love Adidas. But when hack designer Jeremy Scott gets involved it turns into this. We can't decide if it's a Halloween costume, an outfit for the world's biggest Cincinnati Bengals fan, or pajamas for your super-gay five year-old nephew.  posted:10.27.09 filed under: The mirdle. We are not opposed to paying $78 for a t-shirt. But not for one that performs the Heimlich Maneuver on us for hours at a time. If we wanted to be held that closely, we'd spend more time picking up women with abandonment issues.  posted:8.12.09 filed under: It's not the recession and the shrinking market for $5,000 suits that is Thom Browne's problem. It's making $5,000 skirt suits.  posted:5.19.09 filed under: OK. So you fucked up. You slept with some woman while your wife and kid were out of town. She promised to be "discreet" but instead wrecked your life, cooked your kid's pet bunny, and then tried to kill you. You acted like any normal guy and drowned that homicidal psycho in the bathtub. You thought she was dead. Then she leapt up from bottom of the tub and tried to stab you again.
Have we mentioned that zubaz are back? They're angry, wet, and wielding a goddamn butcher knife.  posted:11.9.07 filed under: via Banana Republic. $98.00.First Banana Republic unleashed the spread collar on unsuspecting twenty-something male professionals. Now with the new "BR Monogram" line they're removing even more material with the "cutaway collar" shirt. Soon the collar may disappear entirely. Henley dress shirts anyone? Avoid this trend, and no matter how long your face, stick with the point collar, preferably a high one like this beautiful YSL version (inset).  posted:11.2.07 filed under: via Revolve. $36.00.We think Corpus doesn't totally suck. However, there is something dramatically wrong here with their lavender Japanese rope scarf.
(Identity of model protected. He's just gettin' paid.)  posted:8.23.07 filed under:
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