Toolbag Network Living Up to Its Name

We've previously commented on Bravo being the Toolbag Network. They're clearly listening, and even turning it up a notch with the men on the new Real Housewives of New Jersey with "Steve" (top) in Ed Hardy t-shirt and hat, and "Joe" in 5'5", spiked hair, and screeching eagle-skull t-shirt (bottom).

We're sort of wondering if these guys are real. They are such toolbag archetypes we're not sure.

posted:

6.10.09

filed under:

• bravo
• skulls
• toolbag
• ed hardy

Ask the MB: Beer on the Golf Course

Q: What is the MB stance on drinking beer on the golf course? I like beer as much as the next guy and have been known to enjoy a beer during a round. But I turned a buddy down during a recent round when he asked if I wanted one. Aside from any possible negative effects on my score, the reason was that I realized that about 95% of the people I see drinking beer on the course exhibit all the symptoms of a toolbag (cargo shorts, untucked shirts, Oakleys, taking way too long, etc.). So I came to the conclusion that, while drinking beer while playing may not be inherently toolbag, it becomes toolbag by association.

So what says the MB? Is drinking beer on the course ever acceptable? If not, is there an acceptable alternative alcoholic beverage?
--Brett

A: Brett, you started off by asking a question, and then, after some toolbag observation and deductive reasoning, answered it on your own, correctly. Well done. As for Part 2 of your question, we never drink on the golf course as it negatively affects performance, again, as you observe. However, once we putt out on 18 it's a stampede to the bar that's sometimes a potentially life-threatening The Who-like experience.

posted:

6.1.09

filed under:

• ask the MB
• cocktails
• golf
• toolbag

Ask the MB: Keen Sandals

Q: I'm an avid reader... and have to say... you're starting to read my mind. Last night, my wife and I were watching TV -- and saw the belt bug spray fan-thing. I said, I bet the MB would NOT approve of that. She agreed and said it looks like a flea collar. Now, less than 12 hours later, you post something on it. You da man.

Now here's a situation that you're sure to agree with me. I bought these shoes. They have the feel of Crocs (though, I must say I have NEVER owned a pair.) I plan to wear them to the pool, at the beach and when we go whitewater rafting. But the other day, I saw someone wear a pair to the movies. When will toolbags learn?
--John

A: John, we may need to graduate you to full-on Vulcan mind-meld. The fact that you mentioned Crocs in the same breath as a recent footwear purchase should set off alarm bells. Do you still have the receipt?

We're strongly opposed to this entire genre of footwear, whether it be Crocs, Keen, or Teva. These are for the fleece and granola set, where MBs are as rare as a dodo bird.

Incidentally, for the rafting we recommend an old pair of Jack Purcells. They work great and look amazing.

posted:

5.29.09

filed under:

• converse
• ask the MB
• toolbag
• shoes
• crocs

Toolbag Accessory of the Summer: Off! Clip-On Mosquito Repellent

"A battery-powered fan circulates insect repellent around the user." And it comes with a handy belt clip.

Unless you're a superhero or cop, nothing should hang from your belt. Seriously, we don't even recommend this for professional exterminators. This thing belongs in a closet, next to the box of Cinch Saks and the Swiffer.

posted:

5.28.09

filed under:

• accessories
• toolbag

Loudmouth Golf Pants

We're all in favor of bringing back some '70s style to the course -- the MB in the header photo is wearing vintage flowered Lilly Pulitzer shorts -- but Scott Woodsworth's Loudmouth Golf is an homage gone horribly wrong:

Top: John Daly at the BMW PGA Championship at the Wentworth Club, England, over the weekend in Loudmouth Golf's "Disco Balls" pants. Looks like a clown's pajamas.

Bottom: The "Chicks Dig Loudmouth" photo gallery is a toolbag extravaganza.

posted:

5.26.09

filed under:

• pants
• toolbag
• golf
• celebrities

Is the Denver Nuggets' Chris Andersen (aka Birdman) the Biggest Toolbag in the NBA?

Just wondering. Excessive tats, spiked hair, soul patch, "cause" look-a-like bracelets on both wrists.

posted:

5.26.09

filed under:

• celebrities
• toolbag

The Oakley Touch

Sure, the iPhone is fine for urban applications. But what if you want to take your tweeting off-road? Then, you need something a little more rugged, like Oakley's new Hummerized iPhone case. We suspect it gets terrible gas mileage. We suspect Arnold Schwarzenegger already owns seven of them. Naturally, this seals it for us. Oakley is the King Midas of contemporary design. Anything it touches instantly turns toolbaggy. Don't believe us?

posted:

5.20.09

filed under:

• toolbag
• oakley
• iphone
• accessories

Is Stan Van Gundy the Biggest Toolbag in NBA Coaching History?

* black mock turtleneck
* too-big blazer with too-padded shoulders
* un-ironic moustache
* lapel pin
* lives and works in Orlando, FL

Strongest potential challenger: Kevin McHale.

posted:

5.18.09

filed under:

• mock turtleneck
• toolbag
• celebrities

Ask the MB: Mother's Day Charity Event

Q: So I have to attend this (outdoor charity) event for Mother's Day with my wife and son (2 yrs) where your entry ticket is this gaudy t-shirt that violates every known MB principle: logos, legibility, ugly, etc. My question is: since I have to wear this (I have to attend), is there any way to salvage it? Should I wear the rest of the ensemble as if I was wearing some other MB-approved shirt? Or would that just look too stupid (i.e. too much of a clash between MB-ness and clear toolbaggery) and should I just throw in the towel and just toolbag this all the way? Sorry for the short notice but I was just informed yesterday, and Mother's Day is just a few days away!
--Rob

A: Rob, your mother probably once told you: Two wrongs do not make a right. Don't cave and go full-on toolbag. Even the ugliest event t-shirt can be mitigated and possibly overcome with the right ensemble. Since you are going to be very unformfortable on top, get very comfortable on the bottom with your go-to denim and sneakers (or sandals, if you've recently had a pedicure). Even if monsoons are predicted, add some vintage sunglasses to the look. They can block toolbaggery almost as well as UV rays, and will provide cover for pained facial expressions.

Of course, even with these tactics, you won't be able to forget the fact that you're wearing the shirt -- because you'll be surrounded by it -- so we also advise that you get drunk as quickly as possible. Skip the beer and go straight to the hard stuff.

posted:

5.7.09

filed under:

• toolbag
• ask the MB

Kenny Perry: Just Too Much Toolbaggery to Overcome

Yesterday Kenny Perry nearly defied all odds and became the oldest (and least stylish) man to win a major. But, alas, no:

From top to bottom:

* Split hem pants with the equivalent of running shoe golf shoes. Leave this European-style pant hem to those who can execute it, like Ian Poulter.

* Excessive wrist, hand, and visor accessorization. Wedding ring negatively affects grip pressure.

* Plastic green tee. No joke! Gross violation of the principle of organic materials.

* Toolbag caddy Fred Sanders. Seals the deal.

Winner? Angel Cabrera.

posted:

4.13.09

filed under:

• accessories
• toolbag
• golf

Ask the MB: The Real Housewives of New Jersey

Q: I see through your little scam. Your well of toolbags ran dry, so you went off and deployed your minions at Bravo to round up more: http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey. Were they really that hard to find in nature?
--BackseatHummer

A: We firmly believe no group of individuals is more excited about The Real Housewives of New Jersey than the staff at magnificentbastard.com. Premieres May 12th!

posted:

4.8.09

filed under:

• bravo
• toolbag

Ben Roethlisberger: Some Things Just Ain't Right

Ben Roethlisberger is just 26, has two Super Bowl rings, and is likely headed to the Hall of Fame. But the poor fella would probably trade it all for even a shred of style.

Well, maybe not. But since "Big Ben" is single, and apparently only dating the struggling Canadian-born actress and Hilary Swank look-a-like contest winner Missy Peregrym, one upside of the Steelers' win is there aren't any pictures of Brenda Warner descending on her husband like a blue, crew-cut alien.

posted:

2.2.09

filed under:

• toolbag
• celebrities

Contact the MB: Vanilla Ice

I just wanted to point out a video of a recent public appearance of Vanilla Ice at a Denver Nuggets halftime show. Not only is it basketball (see recent post about ball size), Mr. Ice appears to follow every rule for looking (and acting) like a complete toolbag.
--Joshua

A: We are working on a new feature that examines toolbags through the ages, from the cavemen to the guys on Tool Academy, and we've discovered in our research that Vanilla Ice should get special merit for reinventing himself several times, yet having his essential toolbaggery always shine through.

posted:

1.29.09

filed under:

• toolbag
• celebrities
• contact

Obama: From Cool to Tool

Most men improve with age, becoming more magnificent and bastardly with each passing year. (At least until ED sets in.) Barack Obama is like Benjamin Button, a man whose MB-ness peaked in high school and has been on a downward slide since, hitting rock bottom with the backwards baseball cap. We've documented the new president's style history with a new feature: From Cool to Tool: Tracking Barack Obama's Descent Into Toolbaggery.

posted:

1.19.09

filed under:

• obama
• toolbag

Tool Commonalities

In case you missed last night's premiere of VH1's Tool Academy, there clearly emerged some style commonalities, most of which we've railed against since launching this site 18 months ago:

* printed t-shirts (plus legibility)
* tattoos
* wrap-around sunglasses
* cockeyed baseball caps
* necklaces
* earrings
* skulls
* spiked hair/excessive hair product
* excessively military-inspired jackets
* oversized watches
* briefs
* untucked sport shirts
* public push-ups
* ed hardy
* lots of "bro"s and "dude"s

posted:

1.12.09

filed under:

• toolbag

Actual Presidency May Diminish Obama Toolbag Factor

Although the New York Times reports Obama is "clinging" to his BlackBerry and he says, "They're going to pry it out of my hands," it looks as though Barack Obama might have to give it up. Next thing on the agenda -- far more important than any stimulus package: find a decent casual wardrobe.

posted:

1.8.09

filed under:

• accessories
• obama
• toolbag

Ed Hardy Skull Undies

Leave it to top toolbag outfitter Ed Hardy to design what's possibly the most disturbing piece of clothing we've possibly ever seen. A skull on your ass and your joint?!

posted:

1.8.09

filed under:

• underwear
• ed hardy
• toolbag
• skulls

Tool Academy

Next week VH1 is premiering a show called Tool Academy where "9 frustrated women, all dating complete tools, will take one last chance at reforming them by enrolling them in the only place that can make a difference and transform them: the Tool Academy." Either this is the best thing since The Pickup Artist or the worst thing since that Geico Caveman show, but we demand royalties regardless. Watch the "supertrailer."

Tool Academy premieres next Monday, January 12 on VH1.

posted:

1.7.09

filed under:

• toolbag

Barack Obama: Camelnot

On our extended break -- incidentally, we consumed enough Dewar's Rob Roys to kill the average bloke -- there were some very disturbing photos taken of the President-elect. (We had our suspicions back in July when he met the troops.) Sure, Barack Obama might soon be the 44th President of the United States, but the poor fella is a raging toolbag.

posted:

1.5.09

filed under:

• celebrities
• toolbag
• obama

Photoshop Can't Fix Everything

Neither Jesus-like outer glow feature, nor intently staring off into the distance can save David Beckham from looking like a toolbag with Motorola's Motopure Bluetooth headset.

posted:

11.24.08

filed under:

• toolbag
• celebrities

Tony Romo Singlehandedly Makes Ivy Cap Outgoing

Colossal toolbag Tony Romo at the post-game press conference after the Cowboys win at Washington. MBs beware of the ivy cap!

posted:

11.17.08

filed under:

• celebrities
• toolbag
• hats

Ask the MB: Turtleneck Clarification

Q: I'm unclear on your turtleneck position. Are saying it was only ok in 1968 and for chaps much more MB than I'll ever be? I have a navy tall mock turtleneck (taller than a mock but not enough to fold over) that I love. Not MB?
--Scott

A: We're saying McQueen, Player, and Newkirk helped make the turtleneck forever cool. If you don't have enough material to fold over, or let flop down in an artfully disheveled way, then you ought to keep it in your closet. Or perhaps burn it. Anything even veering towards mock should be avoided or you might start looking like Tiger Woods. And that ain't good.

posted:

11.14.08

filed under:

• mock turtleneck
• turtleneck
• celebrities
• golf
• ask the MB
• toolbag

Todd Palin: Proof that Money Cannot Buy Style

In spite of her ass, we have a strong hunch that Sarah and Todd Palin will slowly fade back into obscurity, and end up as an Admiral Stockdale-equivalent historical footnote. Which is a shame because this is a couple that keeps on giving.

Yesterday Newsweek reported Sarah Palin actually spent more than $150,000 on her wardrobe and makeover, and big chunk of dough went to clothe her husband:

One aide estimated that she spent "tens of thousands" more than the reported $150,000, and that $20,000 to $40,000 went to buy clothes for her husband. Some articles of clothing have apparently been lost. An angry aide characterized the shopping spree as "Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast," and said the truth will eventually come out when the Republican Party audits its books.

posted:

11.5.08

filed under:

• 2008
• toolbag

Sarah Palin Rallies Draw Toolbags

Really no shock here:

Her recent events drew scruffy high-schoolers in backward baseball caps, tank-topped bikers in bandanas and long-bearded veterans in berets. They crashed the rope line for photos and autographs. "Marry me, Sarah," a man implored in Weirs Beach, N.H., while Ms. Palin held up a tow-headed toddler and patted his little chest. She ignored, or didn't hear, the proposal, but signed the dude's ratty baseball cap.

posted:

10.20.08

filed under:

• toolbag
• celebrities
• 2008

Bowflex Turns Teddy Bear Family Man into Shirtless Toolbag

As demonstrated by the latest Bowflex ad campaign.

posted:

10.7.08

filed under:

• toolbag

We Wish We'd Thought of This: Bluetool

Three cheers to Details magazine for coining a new term: bluetool

n. A person who wears a Bluetooth earpiece at any time other than while driving.
Provenance: Annoyed pedestrians
Usage: "The bluetool behind me on the sidewalk was telling the loudest story about who he hooked up with the night before."

posted:

8.27.08

filed under:

• toolbag
• accessories

Usain Bolt Wins Gold In Spite of Un-Magnificent Over-Accessorization

Fans and critics are both saying Usain Bolt could've run even faster than 9.69 had it not been for the last 10m of showboating (top). Maybe, but he certainly would've been faster without the drag of the cause wristband, pinkie ring, and shiny gold ring (bottom).

posted:

8.18.08

filed under:

• accessories
• toolbag

Movie Toolbags -- 'Nuke' LaLoosh

It's sometimes useful to look to cinema for reinforcement of style principles. When the creators of Bull Durham wanted to create a shlubby, clueless rookie pitcher "with a million dollar arm and the 5-cent head" they dressed Ebby Calvin 'Nuke' LaLoosh in:

1. Pleated, linen pants. (Note the wrinkles!)
2. Tommy Bahama-style camp shirt.
3. Shiny gold watch and ring.
4. Pinkie ring.

posted:

8.15.08

filed under:

• movies
• toolbag
• linen
• accessories
• pants

What Not to Do: Look Like Slade from Bravo's Date My Ex

Yes, we've got Bravo on full-time in the MB office, partially because it's The Toolbag Channel. The examples of what not to do are irresistable. Like Slade from Date My Ex. Shiny gold watch, shiny gold ring, and that scarf epitomizes TTH (Trying Too Hard). MBs can safely avoid all three things (and the hand gesturing, too).

posted:

8.13.08

filed under:

• toolbag
• scarves
• accessories
• bravo

Toolbag of the Year?

Discovered, perhaps. Just look at that awful ventless blazer. Hello Miami Vice, or Guido the Killer Pimp.

Thanks to reader Kevin C. for the submission.

If you think you can beat it, send a photo to editor@magnificentbastard.com.

posted:

7.23.08

filed under:

• toolbag
• blazers

Is Barack Obama a Toolbag?

Quick, someone help Mr. Obama with his casual wear.

1. Double pleats.
2. Belt-clipped cell phone.
3. Frankenshoe. Part cross-trainer, part rock climber, part office casual. All wrong.

(Not pictured: Obama's new flag pin.)

posted:

7.21.08

filed under:

• toolbag
• celebrities

Twins Turning Brad Pitt Into Toolbag?

Besides sleepless nights and double diaper duty, twins can apparently initiate toolbag-dom on even Hollywood elite:

1. Grecian Formula not supposed to remove all the gray.
2. Un-ironic goatee strikingly similar to Toolbag Extraordinaire Ben Affleck (inset).
3. Gold necklace.

posted:

7.21.08

filed under:

• toolbag
• celebrities

Contact the MB -- Toolbag Weekend

You have an uphill battle, my beloved MB. I offer you My Toolbag Weekend. In San Luis Obispo, CA for the 4th:

1) Short-legged 50-year-old man in long cargo shorts, orange crocs and Tommy Bahama Independence Day aloha shirt.

2) Tall man at dinner, every electronic device known to mankind, clipped to his belt with.... an electric blue carabiner.

3) Father of three teenagers, who know he needed to remove his ballcap upon entering the restaurant, so he attached it to the specially-made BALLCAP HOOK hanging from his belt, and lastly...

4) Ubiquitous TV ads for the buy-one-get-one-free amazing cell phone belt/car/shower clip. Only $10 while supplies last.

Good luck to you guys.
--Dru

posted:

7.10.08

filed under:

• contact
• toolbag
• tommy bahama
• crocs

Ask the MB -- Ankle Tattoos

Q: On your "Top 10 Ways to Look Like a Total Toolbag" you forgot to add Number 11 -- trendoid ankle tattoos.
--Brian

A: Only guitar amplifiers go to eleven, not toolbag lists. However, if you look closely at The Toolbag you'll clearly see the "trendoid ankle tattoo."

We consider this matter closed.

posted:

6.11.08

filed under:

• toolbag
• tattoos
• ask the MB

Total Toolbag: Harold Ickes

Does anyone in the Clinton campaign have even a shred of style? Hillary is clearly a disaster, and it's rubbed off on senior advisor and head worm Harold Ickes, yesterday on Meet the Press strobing like a discotheque in an ill-fitting checked blazer paired with checked shirt.

posted:

6.2.08

filed under:

• toolbag
• 2008

Earth's Biggest Toolbag: Discovered

And it didn't require some kind of exhaustive worldwide search, either. This tool was visible from sofas nationwide: Simon from Real Housewives of New York.

1. Dude squirted cologne on his face eight fucking times.
2. Wore a gold bow tie, pocket square, and cummerbund; rode to Metropolitan Opera in Lincoln limo. The vulgarity!
3. Actually attaches value to wife appearing in Style section of New York Times.
4. Crashes wife's Girls' Night Out. And wears poor-man's fu-manchu moustache. Dude!

posted:

4.9.08

filed under:

• toolbag

Top Toolbag: Tom Colicchio?

Top Chef's lead judge Tom Colicchio, last night decked out in an unbuttoned black woven shirt, over a black t-shirt. We bet Mr. Colicchio $1000 his shirt, besides being black, was also overlong and untucked.

Um. Nevermind.

See also: yesterday's post touching on this matter.

posted:

3.27.08

filed under:

• celebrities
• toolbag
• shirts

Tony the Toolbag

Not only do the Cowboys have to overcome their NFC opponents to make it to the Super Bowl, they need to overcome the ongoing toolbaggery of their quarterback. Interviewed by NFL Network over The Jessica Simpson Episode, Tony Romo wore a bright salmon, logoed button-down collar shirt with the buttons unbuttoned. In most cases we would expect the Significant Other to correct this situation, but Jessica Simpson most likely dressed him for the interview.

posted:

1.1.08

filed under:

• celebrities
• toolbag

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson: True Love

Toolbag quarterback Tony Romo has landed what we consider to be the perfect toolbag accessory: ditzy fake blonde with dark roots, huge hoop earrings, and sunglasses propped on her head. She's only about 1/2 a notch up the white-trash-o-meter from Britney.

posted:

12.17.07

filed under:

• toolbag
• celebrities

Millionaire Matchmaker = Toolbag Extravaganza

Last night Bravo previewed their new show Millionaire Matchmaker, and it's proof positive that all the money in the world (or even $1 million) can't by a nickel's worth of style. When the show launches in January these guys promise to deliver countless hours of toolbag amusement. Clockwise from top left: in a music video; spinning on a stripper pole; strapping electronic shit to his belt holding up his saggy-ass ripped denim; in a grotesquely ugly shirt.

posted:

12.12.07

filed under:

• toolbag

What Can Brown Do For You?

Deliver perhaps the most smug, arrogant toolbag on TV today: The UPS Whiteboard Guy. Is it just us, or do these ads make you want to beat the living crap out of this dude?

posted:

10.30.07

filed under:

• misc
• toolbag

Fan Quality Dooms Jacksonville's Chances

We realize we're a day late on this news, but it occurs to us the reason why Jacksonville lost its upset bid against the Colts on Monday night wasn't because its starting quarterback got knocked out of the game, or because Indianapolis is a better team. No, it was all due to the extreme toolbaggery of the Jacksonville Jaguar fans. Thing 1 sports a cause bracelet, while Thing 2 -- presumably an adult male -- eats out a foam vagina.

posted:

10.24.07

filed under:

• misc
• toolbag

Handicapping This Weekend's Big Game

Oddmakers have made the Patriots a 5-point favorite over the Cowboys for this weekend's big game, but it should be at least a touchdown given the quarterback matchup: a Magnificent Bastard vs. Tony Romo and his toolbag tendencies.

posted:

10.12.07

filed under:

• toolbag
• misc

Alberto Gonzales: Potential Toolbag?

You already suspected this, with his Men's Warehouse pinstripes and $19.99 red ties. Now there's likely confirmation as he sports a cause wristband, definitely a strong indicator of toolbaggery. If only he'd chosen a yellow "Livestrong" version (in place of the pink) he'd still be Attorney General.

posted:

10.11.07

filed under:

• toolbag

Not That There's Anything Wrong With That

You hopefully caught this bit on last night's Daily Show, where Jon Stewart and Rob Corddry were having fun attributing footwear to gay sex in men's bathrooms:

JS: So different taps mean different things?

RC: That's right Jon, it's a complex language. Wing tips mean you're a married man. Socks with sandals means this is your first time. Oh, and Jon, any one of those brightly colored plastic crocs, that means anything goes. We're talking hard-core ass-to-mouth stuff; scat play!

And Jon, that's not just in bathrooms, OK? Anytime you see anyone wearing crocs, be wary. Be wary.

JS: What does that mean Rob?

RC: If they are wearing crocs they are soliciting incredibly deprived gay sex. You can take that to the bank.

(The video in question is currently the main clip on the Daily Show site.)

posted:

9.11.07

filed under:

• toolbag
• crocs

Ask the MB

Q: I am wondering how you acquired the photo of the toolbag in the wild (Marlin Perkins Would Be Proud). I believe I can place the sighting and actually visited the establishment last evening. Even though I try not to look like a toolbag myself I am concerned I need to be extra careful since it appears establishments I frequent are being watched.
—Concerned Citizen

A: Indeed, a MB staffer spotted this toolbag at Brit's Pub in downtown Minneapolis, and a few cell phone pics were surreptitiously snapped. Believe us when we say no one feels worse about this than we do. It's just that when wanton toolbaggery appears at one of our favorite hangouts (and a Minneapolis institution no less), that kind of naked aggression against style will not stand, man, and something needed to be done.

You've surely heard of the Edmund Burke quote: "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." It applies here.

posted:

8.29.07

filed under:

• ask the MB
• toolbag

See the complete toolbag photo shoot with descriptions and commentary.

posted:

8.2.07

filed under:

• toolbag

Top 10 Ways To Look Like A Total Toolbag — #4 Gold Chain

May we suggest tucking that in? Or maybe taking it off and sticking it in a drawer somewhere?

Check in later this week for the complete Top 10.

posted:

7.31.07

filed under:

• jewelry
• toolbag

Top 10 Ways To Look Like A Total Toolbag — #10 Crocs

This is Toolbag Week on Magnificent Bastard. Coming in at #10 is crocs.

If you can read this, you're too old to wear crocs.

If you insist on this type of footwear, may be suggest the Camper Wabi? They also start with the letter "C."

posted:

7.30.07

filed under:

• sandals
• camper
• toolbag
• crocs

Yo yo yo. C'mon back next week, and have your own toolbag examples ready for upload.

posted:

7.27.07

filed under:

• toolbag

Marlin Perkins Would Be Proud

Just like Marlin Perkins was out there, researching pygmy elephants for Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom, staffers at magnificentbastard.com are out looking for toolbags in the wild. They're out there. Be careful.

posted:

7.26.07

filed under:

• crocs
• toolbag

Total Toolbag Preview

Stay tuned to a new feature coming to magnificentbastard.com: Top 10 Ways to Look Like a Total Toolbag. High on the list: Oakley blades.

posted:

7.13.07

filed under:

• sunglasses
• oakley
• toolbag