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  • Toolbag in the Wild

    Toolbag in the Wild

    Contact the MB -- Toolbag Weekend

    You have an uphill battle, my beloved MB. I offer you My Toolbag Weekend. In San Luis Obispo, CA for the 4th:

    1) Short-legged 50-year-old man in long cargo shorts, orange crocs and Tommy Bahama Independence Day aloha shirt.

    2) Tall man at dinner, every electronic device known to mankind, clipped to his belt with.... an electric blue carabiner.

    3) Father of three teenagers, who know he needed to remove his ballcap upon entering the restaurant, so he attached it to the specially-made BALLCAP HOOK hanging from his belt, and lastly...

    4) Ubiquitous TV ads for the buy-one-get-one-free amazing cell phone belt/car/shower clip. Only $10 while supplies last.

    Good luck to you guys.
    --Dru

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    7.10.08

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