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Pop Quiz: Are You a Cocktail Toolbag?

Pop Quiz: Are You a Cocktail Toolbag?
Take this quiz and see:

1) Look at the bottle you get most of your hard liquor from.

2) Does it have a donkey or a seafaring male airing out his crotch on it?

3) If so, you're a toolbag.

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  • 2 oz gin
  • 1 oz vodka
  • 1/2 oz Lillet Blonde (Blanc)

Lightly shake, or aggressively stir, ingredients with ice, pour into chilled martini glass. Garnish with lemon twist or a blonde.


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