Not sure if you should wear that Tommy Bahama shirt out tonight? The magnificent bastard is here to help. Go ahead. Ask away.
Relax, big spender, we want your knowledge, not your credit card info. If you know about something you think we should know about, let us know (so we can then pretend that we knew about it all along.) Send a tip.
It's been 10 years since Hillary Clinton embarrassed the nation with this ridiculous holiday sweater/earring/necklace combo, but voters in Maryland, Virginia, and D.C. clearly did not forget, with a vengeance.
