Not sure if you should wear that Tommy Bahama shirt out tonight? The magnificent bastard is here to help. Go ahead. Ask away.
Relax, big spender, we want your knowledge, not your credit card info. If you know about something you think we should know about, let us know (so we can then pretend that we knew about it all along.) Send a tip.
Top: Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich looks like a victim of stupidity, hubris, and a black mock turtleneck. And the artist has hair-part dyslexia, putting the zipper on the wrong side.
Bottom: Black on black on black on black: zero to Guido in 3.1 seconds flat.
