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Monday, August 31, 2015


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Q: Dear MB: I have made the undies switch from cotton boxers to low cut boxer briefs (which i will refer to as "boy shorts"). I know the ladies and my balls love it but was this the right move?
—Graham


A: We can't vouch for your ladies, but are you sure your balls love 'em? Now it's like they're strapped into a seatbelt, and you're only driving on the conveyor belt in a carwash. Regardless, your question prompted us to do one of our favorite things: create a pseudo-scientific chart. We've concluded there is a direct correlation between underwear style value and testicle constriction:


underwear guide

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Dubonnet Cocktail

  • 1 oz Dubonnet Rouge
  • 1 oz dry gin
  • 1 dash orange bitters

Combine in ice shaker; shake. Strain into martini glass and garnish with twist of lemon. Drink two, they’re small.


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