Not sure if you should wear that Tommy Bahama shirt out tonight? The magnificent bastard is here to help. Go ahead. Ask away.
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Q: For cool fall days, are hoodies bastardly? What about this one from Alternative Apparel? —Chris
A: We've never been big fans of hoodies, unless of course you're a woman, a boxer, or still waiting to graduate from high school. They're like cardigans for kids.
Use the chart below as your hoodie (or cardigan)-wearing guide.
