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Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Ask the MB -- Wearing Shorts After Dark

Ask the MB -- Wearing Shorts After Dark
Q: Why do I see guys out at night in long pants even when it's 90 degrees?
--Mark


Those guys you see? They're most likely MBs. Wearing shorts after dark is strictly for college boys and parking valets.

Please consult our short-wearing guide below for further guidance.



Magnificent Bastard Short-Wearing Chart

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Into a rocks glass filled halfway with ice, pour your house scotch whisky, which of course is something like Glenmorangie, Oban, Old Pulteney, Macallan, Highland Park, Talisker, Scapa, Lagavulin, Laphroaig.


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