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Monday, November 24, 2014

Ask the MB: Where is the Spectacular Bitch?

Ellen Von Unwerth's <em>Revenge</em> via amazon.com, $28.20
Ellen Von Unwerth's Revenge via amazon.com. $28.20.
Q: What the heck is the Spectacular Bitch up to? Still no website! I was looking forward to seeing what an alpha female has to say. At this rate she must be in danger of losing the "spectacular" label. Spank her, will you?
—Jim


A: Oh, Jim! Jim, Jim, JIM!

If anyone deserves a spanking, it's MB. I am ready. I have been ready.

See you soon, you naughty boy.

SB

(Ed. note: she is ready.)

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  • dash of bitters (your choice, your mood)

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