Magnificent Bastard

Wednesday, March 21, 2018

Face-Melting Power

Face-Melting Power
Left: Tom Coughlin's face melting from the power of sub-zero temperatures at Lambeau Field Sunday night.

Right: Nazi Arnold Toht's face melting from the power of The Ark.

New Magnificent Bastard Rule: Never attend a sporting event when game-time temperature < 10° F.



Bourbon Manhattan

  • 3 oz bourbon
  • 3/4 oz sweet vermouth, preferably Dolin
  • 2 dashes Angostura bitters

Stir over ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass, and garnish with a Luxardo maraschino cherry.


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