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Tuesday, March 19, 2024



MB Endorses: Free Secret Agent Belts

Left to Right: 300-Year Belt 'Classic' Edition, 300-Year Belt 'High Plains Noir' Edition, Game-Day Belt, Secret Agent Belt
Left to Right: 300-Year Belt 'Classic' Edition, 300-Year Belt 'High Plains Noir' Edition, Game-Day Belt, Secret Agent Belt

Holiday coffee cups just dropped at Starbucks; Pandora suggested Willie Nelson Holiday Radio; Metro Transit attacked Minneapolis railways in the War on Christmas. 'Tis the season, and we're participating by offering a FREE Secret Agent Belt with any purchase of the one of our leather belts:

300-Year Belt — "Classic" Edition (left)
We've been sold out for months while Arizona-based artist Mary Daughtrey carefully crafted dozens more sterling silver buckles. Leather Works Minnesota attached them to thick slabs of water buffalo that exude rugged character, are incredibly durable, and yet surprisingly soft to the touch — sometimes when we start rhapsodizing about these belts, we're not sure if we're talking about them or Clint Eastwood's face. Anyhow, it's fully back in stock. We've worn this belt every day since the first sample in 2014, it's that good. Just 297 years to go.

300-Year Belt — "High Plains Noir" Edition (2nd from left)
The "Classic" was such a hit we made another version in dark brown that we're very excited about and proud of. Get the Eastwood-inspired "High Plains Noir" Edition while they last.

Game Day Belt (2nd from right)
Never miss a game but still content to leave the body paint and giant foam finger to others? This belt all but shouts "football!" — but not in a sloppy, spit-flecked way that breathalyzers can detect at 20 paces. The strap is made from Horween "Tanned in Tack" leather — the same stuff the NFL uses to make its footballs. The buckle resembles a football, but we have it made out of metal, in Italy, to cut down on the chances of Tom Brady deflating it.

Buy any of these and receive a Secret Agent Belt (far right) for FREE, while supplies last.

Free 2-day shipping. Free returns. Always.

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  • 3 oz rye whiskey
  • 1 oz sweet vermouth, preferably Dolin
  • 3 dashes Fee Brothers Whiskey Barrel-Aged bitters

Stir over ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass, and garnish with a pearl onion.


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