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Wednesday, April 16, 2025



MB Endorses: Short Shorts*

Juicy Couture Sailor Short via shopbop.com, $148.00
Juicy Couture Sailor Short via shopbop.com. $148.00.
It broke 60° yesterday at our Pulaski, WI offices and it moved a few women to break out one of mankind's greatest inventions: short shorts. Now, up here in northern Wisconsin, our women's legs might not be the most toned, and they're clearly a little sun-deprived, and there might be a little more hair than we'd probably like**, but doggone if we still don't really, really dig short shorts. Just wait until it hits 70! Bikinis!

* Not to be confused with short jorts.
** Model clearly not from Pulaski, WI vicinity

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