Not sure if you should wear that Tommy Bahama shirt out tonight? The magnificent bastard is here to help. Go ahead. Ask away.
Relax, big spender, we want your knowledge, not your credit card info. If you know about something you think we should know about, let us know (so we can then pretend that we knew about it all along.) Send a tip.
Maybe you wore a Bluetooth headset once. Or Crocs with pleated khakis and a Tommy Bahama shirt. Or power-read the National Review through a pair of Oakley blades.
The Toolbag Confessional is the place to confess your style sins. Selected sinners will receive penance appropriate to their transgressions against Magnificent Bastard-dom. Try it today!