Magnificent Bastard

Friday, November 27, 2015

From the Shop ↷

Game-Day Belt

Facepainting & foam fingers are not you. A belt made of NFL football leather is. Understated fanaticism FTW!

Game-Day Luxury Box

Transport your game-day suds in style, on a carpet of AstroTurf & a handle made of NFL football leather

Secret Agent Belt

Look like a fictional British Secret Service agent for just $30.07

300-Year Sterling Silver Buckle Belt

Built to look great forever — even if you live to 300

Put the 9-to-5 Up On the Shelf

Wii Boogie via amazon, $59.99
Wii Boogie via amazon. $59.99.
And just enjoy yourself.

In response to Stevie Wonder, MJ, Naughty By Nature, and LCD Soundsystem, what does a Magnificent Bastard do?

He hits the damn floor, that's what.

A Magnificent Bastard's moves might seem unorthodox. Unique, let's say. They might even shock some women. Others will swoon, and dive right in. Either way, the dancing MB will not be soon forgotten.

Flippin' Wii Boogie, yo. Available today.

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Rusty Gets Nailed

An MB-updated version of the Rusty Nail (3 oz scotch / 1 oz Drambuie).

  • a healthy dose of a single malt scotch (The Macallan)
  • splash of Drambuie

Serve on the rocks with a lemon twist. An hour later roll yourself into bed (not necessarily alone).

In-Depth Rusty Gets Nailed Coverage:

Magnificent Bartender: Rusty Nail


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