Magnificent Bastard

Saturday, October 22, 2016

From the Shop ↷

Game-Day Belt

Facepainting & foam fingers are not you. A belt made of NFL football leather is. Understated fanaticism FTW!

Game-Day Luxury Box

Transport your game-day suds in style, on a carpet of AstroTurf & a handle made of NFL football leather

Secret Agent Belt

Look like a fictional British Secret Service agent for just $30.07

300-Year Sterling Silver Buckle Belt

Built to look great forever — even if you live to 300

Put the 9-to-5 Up On the Shelf

Wii Boogie via amazon, $59.99
Wii Boogie via amazon. $59.99.
And just enjoy yourself.

In response to Stevie Wonder, MJ, Naughty By Nature, and LCD Soundsystem, what does a Magnificent Bastard do?

He hits the damn floor, that's what.

A Magnificent Bastard's moves might seem unorthodox. Unique, let's say. They might even shock some women. Others will swoon, and dive right in. Either way, the dancing MB will not be soon forgotten.

Flippin' Wii Boogie, yo. Available today.

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Last Word

  • 1 oz Plymouth gin
  • 1 oz Luxardo maraschino liqueur
  • 1 oz Green Chartreuse
  • 1 oz fresh lime juice

Combine over ice, stir for 30 seconds, then pour into a martini glass.

In-Depth Last Word Coverage:

The Glass is Always Greener: An MB Guide to St. Patrick's Day Cocktails


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