Not sure if you should wear that Tommy Bahama shirt out tonight? The magnificent bastard is here to help. Go ahead. Ask away.
Relax, big spender, we want your knowledge, not your credit card info. If you know about something you think we should know about, let us know (so we can then pretend that we knew about it all along.) Send a tip.
Yesterday the AP reported that Sarah Palin spent all day Saturday sorting through her clothes to figure out what's hers and what's the Republican Party's. This simply cannot be true, because it would take about 15 seconds for anyone with eyes to determine which is which. All that couture stuff? Those are the RNC's. All those shitty clothes? Those are yours. Done.
Take a look at this picture and just try to get the following Seasame Street song out of your head: "One of these things is not like the other things. One of these things does not belong." Sing it Cookie Monster!
