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Thursday, September 18, 2025



Another Candidate for Spread Collars Discovered: Mark Zuckerberg

Another Candidate for Spread Collars Discovered: Mark Zuckerberg

We apologize for you having to look at 100% more of Mark Zuckerberg's face than usual, but we've added him to the list of people who are allowed to wear spread collars, joining Adrien Brody, Trey Gowdy, and the guy from Edvard Munch's The Scream.

On the left, the spread collar he wore today — at what looked like the lobby at a Hampton Inn & Suites — testifying to Congress on a WebEx. On the right, Zuck on the same call, in a point collar.

EARLIER: Spread collars make your face and neck look fatter than they actually are

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  • 2 oz gin
  • 1 oz fresh lemon juice
  • 1 sugar cube (or half teaspoon simple sugar)
  • soda water (if desired)

Place the sugar cube at the bottom of a lowball glass, add the fresh lemon juice, and mash with the back of a spoon. Fill two-thirds with ice and the gin and stir for at least 30 seconds. Add soda water, if desired, and give a quick stir. Garnish with a lemon wedge.

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