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Wednesday, April 16, 2025



Ask the MB: Animal Print Patterns

Ask the MB: Animal Print Patterns
Q: My inner caveman has to ask: is it ever appropriate to wear clothing or accessories with animal-print patterns?
--Pierlo

A: Roy is wearing gallons of hair gel, approximately $30,000 worth of unconvincing plastic surgery, and a couple of blinged-out crosses even MC Hammer would dismiss as tacky, and you know what? His jacket is still the worst thing in this picture. Which is all you need to know about wearing animal-print patterns. We do endorse wearing animals, however -- but not on your face, while they're still alive.

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