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—Ben
A: Ben, if it's at a country club, we recommend going as any character from Caddyshack: Ty Webb, Al Czervik, Carl Spackler, or Spaulding Smails will do nicely. Just make sure your date goes as Lacey Underall (if she doesn't have that Fila outfit, at least have her go braless please).
For everybody else out there, your question has given us an opportunity to do one of our favorite things: create a pseudo-scientific chart.