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Thursday, November 21, 2024



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Q: My lifestyle frequenlty involves boring holes in gently microwaved cantelopes. I then close my eyes, concentrate profoundly at the image of Nicole Ritchie's fumehole and furiously insert my wee wee into the the newly-created "orifice." Then, I finish the job. Is this so wrong - or is it merely a common practice almost universally practiced by all heterosexual males? Please advise.
— David C.

A: First, a technique that involves hole-boring, microwaving, and grocery shopping probably qualifies as "MagBasturbation." Good on ya, mate. Second, although we may quibble with the choice of Nicole Ritchie as the object of your, uh, affection, the fact is, you're a man, and men have needs. We're all just squirrels trying to get a nut.

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Sazerac

  • 3 shots rye whiskey (or to taste)
  • 1 sugar cube
  • Peychaud's Bitters
  • quarter shot of Absinthe
  • lemon twist

Soak the sugar cube with the bitters and place in the bottom of a highball glass. Mash with the back of a spoon (or muddler, which we hope has not been used to make a Mojito), add the rye whiskey and fill the glass with ice. Stir for about 30 seconds and then strain into another lowball glass that has been rinsed with Absinthe and filled about halfway with ice. Garnish with a lemon twist.

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