Ask the MB: Pocket Watches
--James
A: If you have a time machine and can go back to the 1800s, OK. Otherwise, they're too evocative of wallet chains. Or even worse, you might be mistaken for a Civil War reenactor.
Sunday, January 25, 2026
Sunday, January 25, 2026
BETA
Into a warm rocks glass or snifter, pour your best blended or single malt. Try to make it of legal age, and remember to stop before the rim.
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