Sunday, September 7, 2025
We haven't paid close attention to the Donald Trump rape trial, but yesterday it became unavoidable as live blogging made its way to the NYT home page.
Closing arguments were notable because Trump's attorney, Joe Tacopina, went on for two hours. Also notable: Trump's attorney, Joe Tacopina, is one of the last men on the planet who should wear a cutaway collar, just ahead of Meatwad.
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The classic Negroni is simply equal parts gin, Campari, and sweet vermouth. You can do better.
Quick shake or stir and pour into chilled Martini glass. Garnish with an orange twist.
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