Friday, April 26, 2024
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BEFORE (July 2008) 1. PDA 2. Bracelet 3. Posing with Charles Atlas (suffers in a "97 lb. weakling" kind of way by comparison) |
AFTER (April 2009) 1. Leave PDA at home; no text message important enough to reply to while meeting the troops 2. If you must wear jewelry, stick with nipple rings or other stuff hidden beneath clothes 3. Always pose with Bravo Company, Pygmy Battalion |
BETA
Lightly shake with ice, then pour into a ice-filled rocks glass. Based on your tastes, brandy choice, and strength of the lemon juice, you should adjust the Cointreau and lemon juice to find proper balance.
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