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Thursday, January 22, 2026



Calvin Klein: Missing the Mark by a Mile

Calvin Klein: Missing the Mark by a Mile
From the company that introduced Brooke Shields and the nothing that came between her and her Calvin's: freakish-but-not-in-a-good-way model in too neat metallic button-down and tie that looks like it's sold together at TJ Maxx for $9.99.

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