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Tuesday, July 8, 2025



Face-Melting Power

Face-Melting Power
Left: Tom Coughlin's face melting from the power of sub-zero temperatures at Lambeau Field Sunday night.

Right: Nazi Arnold Toht's face melting from the power of The Ark.

New Magnificent Bastard Rule: Never attend a sporting event when game-time temperature < 10° F.

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BETA

Martinez

  • 2 parts Hayman's Old Tom Gin
  • 1 part sweet vermouth (Carpano Antica Formula or Dolin Rouge)
  • 1/4 part Luxardo Maraschino liqueur
  • 2 dashes Fee Brothers Whiskey Barrel Aged Bitters

Shake or swirl lightly, garnish with a lemon twist.


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