Saturday, July 11, 2026
Forget 40 times, number of bench press reps, Wonderlic test scores, and hours of college tape. If you're an NFL General Manager and still debating between two players at the top of your draft board, let the number of buttons on their jacket be your guide.
Earlier in The Great 2-Button vs. 3-Button Debate:
— Kennedy vs. Nixon
— A Reader Challenge to 2-Button vs. 3-Button
BETA
Combine in ice shaker; shake. Strain into martini glass and garnish with twist of lemon. Drink two, they’re small.
In-Depth Dubonnet Cocktail Coverage:
Dubonnet Cocktail: A Drink Fit for a Queen
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