My Panties are This Big!
Someone please help this poor woman not accentuate her unflattering midsection. It's enough to make us want to flee to Canada. Tim Gunn where are you?
Wednesday, March 25, 2026
Wednesday, March 25, 2026
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Combine over ice, stir for 30 seconds, then pour into a martini glass.
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