Pop Quiz: Are You a Cocktail Toolbag?

1) Look at the bottle you get most of your hard liquor from.
2) Does it have a donkey or a seafaring male airing out his crotch on it?
3) If so, you're a toolbag.
BETA
Soak the sugar cube with the bitters and place in the bottom of a highball glass. Mash with the back of a spoon (or muddler, which we hope has not been used to make a Mojito), add the rye whiskey and fill the glass with ice. Stir for about 30 seconds and then strain into another lowball glass that has been rinsed with Absinthe and filled about halfway with ice. Garnish with a lemon twist.
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