Pop Quiz: Are You a Cocktail Toolbag?
1) Look at the bottle you get most of your hard liquor from.
2) Does it have a donkey or a seafaring male airing out his crotch on it?
3) If so, you're a toolbag.
Saturday, July 26, 2025
Saturday, July 26, 2025
BETA
Place the sugar cube at the bottom of a lowball glass, add the fresh lemon juice, and mash with the back of a spoon. Fill two-thirds with ice and the gin and stir for at least 30 seconds. Add soda water, if desired, and give a quick stir. Garnish with a lemon wedge.
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