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Thursday, March 28, 2024



Pop Quiz: Are You a Cocktail Toolbag?

Pop Quiz: Are You a Cocktail Toolbag?
Take this quiz and see:

1) Look at the bottle you get most of your hard liquor from.

2) Does it have a donkey or a seafaring male airing out his crotch on it?

3) If so, you're a toolbag.

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Pour 2 fingers into an empty tumbler, 3 if you're not alone.


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